Saturday, November 22, 2008

Bu But Butt


Had to share this randomly hilarious story for you kids. Last week, three of my galpals came down and we went out dancing. Well at the last bar where we were, this dude starts dancing with me and asks how to get my number. I say "well I'll give you my number but you have to dance with my friends" and he agrees so, like a dumb@$$, I give him my number and he proceeds to dance with my friends. Well he then decides to try to get skeezy on my friends by putting his hand on their butts...not cool!

Well I thought I was off the hook because I hadn't heard from him but then last night I get a random text asking whats up. He then said his name and that he was from the bar last week. I thought ooo geez...how smooth, first you try to creep on my friends then you wait a week then send me a lame text...what a winner. He asked if I wanted to get coffee sometime this weekend, and I'm so proud of my response which was:

"Actually no because you touched my friends butts."

He texted back "wow" and apologized for "being offensive" ha. LAME-O

Men, please please please stop this behavior. Guys like this are just bad for your species :)

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