And the Oscar for Most Awkward goes to....

Watching the Oscars, and as Kristen Stewart comes up to present I think to myself "Okay, did they not see her on any other award show?!" She continually displays an innate awkwardness and inability to get through one sentence in front of a live audience. She also looks completely miserable while going through this painful moment. At this year's Oscars she continued scratching the back of her head and then awkwardly fake coughed during the middle of her sentence. Seriously, look at her picture. The chick does NOT look thrilled to be there. Due to this, I award her 2010's Oscar for "Best Awkward Actress"



My second Oscar for "Best Supporting Awkward Actress" goes to Cameron Diaz. Now, I happen to not be a huge fan of Cameron Diaz (come on now, how different are her characters in each movie?) so this may come off as ever so slightly biased (I know, me, biased? Hard to believe). But dear Cameron was awkwardly tall this year. Now I respect tall girls as I am one myself but Cameron must have worn some crazy heels because she towered over everyone and looked like the jolly gold giant instead of the model look she was probably striving for. It was really fun to watch people try to interview her, while their head was right at her chest and they were stretching their neck upward and extending their arm fully to accomplish communication :).