The Tragedy of the Week

I'm writing this post to save all of you from making the tragic mistake I made last week. Let me explain. I was in the mood for a delicious milk shake, a nice chocolatey cup of joy that I could savor after the long work day. Rarely do I treat myself to such joys. It was pretty late at night, so not much was open. I thought to myself "O, I bet Burger King has milkshakes!" (Little did I know this thought was mistake #1). I went through the drive thru and ordered a medium chocolate milkshake, then went to the window to receive a large cup instead. I was instantly excited that I had paid for the medium and got 'upgraded' to the large for free. I was so eager to vask in my delicious large chocolate treat, but upon first sip...NO! It tasted like straight syrup. Instead of the medium milkshake I ordered, I got a large milkSUCK. That's this week's lesson kids, don't go to Burger King for milkshakes. Your heart will be broken and you'll wish you had your $3 back.