Kayaking to Taiwan

As part of my job I maintain a project database and someone just put in a project happening overseas. The website features a map so I thought it would be fun to include an address in Taiwan as a fun visual. I just Google map directions from here to Taiwan, and I LOVED my results:

Driving directions to Taiwan
11,759 mi – about 39 days 5 hours
Suggested routes

37. Turn right at NE Northlake Way 1.0 mi
38. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean 2,756 mi
39. Continue straight 0.1 mi
40. Turn left at Kuilima Dr 0.5 mi
41. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W/Kamehameha Hwy 12.4 mi
42. Continue onto HI-99 S 8.6 mi
43. Take the Interstate H2 S ramp to Honolulu 0.2 mi
44. Merge onto I-H-2 S 7.9 mi
45. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.7 mi
46. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium 0.3 mi
47. Merge onto I-H-201 E 4.1 mi
48. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.1 mi
49. Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa 0.2 mi
50. Turn right at Punahou St 0.1 mi
51. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St 0.1 mi
52. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave 1.9 mi
53. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean 3,879 mi



I hope you noticed #38 and #53...I have to kayak across the Pacific Ocean, twice! Where do you expect me to find a kayak in February, Google?