O, if you are a male reading this, let me know if any apply to a Male Bathroom as well!
The Ladies Room
The Ladies Room is an interesting watering hole where one can witness unique behavior. Below are some of the types you may find within:
1. The Speedster
These girls go to the bathroom like dudes. In, out, no lollygagging.
2. The Frequent Visitor
This person is in the bathroom ALL the time. Maybe they live there?
3. The Cringer
Cringers are the opposite of the Frequent Visitor. They believe that girls should not be in the bathroom, and they cringe if sited by someone they know.
4. The Lollygagger
The Lollygagger is a girl who has done her business but refuses to leave the bathroom. Standing in front of the mirror and constantly examining her hair, this girl is hard for the Speedster to get around.
5. The Quaint Crapper
This girl has to drop it bad, but is afraid (because due to common sexism rules girls are not allowed to do that). So, this girl tries to cover up what she is really doing with other noises.
6. The Staller
Similar to the Lollygagger, this girl remains in the stall even after the toilet is flushed for an enormously long amount of time.
7. The Vain
A step up from the Lollygagger. This girl finds the bathroom the perfect place to perform her beauty rituals (i.e.: makeup application, etc).
8. The Yapper
Yappers often travel in groups, and talk to each other all the way to the bathroom, while in the stalls, and by the sinks. Often annoy the Lollygaggers.
1 comment:
Lol- this was funny. To answer your question, The Lollygagger just happened Thurs. at work. I had to remind him that I went in for a reason, and it was not to converse! Men are having problems in the Men's room, so much I was prompted to write an article on Associated Content about bathroom etiquette called "When You Gotta Go".
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