Death of a Christmas Tree

Today, we gather together to mourn the loss of the midget Christmas tree. He was a good tree, the runt of his litter yet withstood years of ridicule and feleing less superior when next to normal sized trees. Had a good spirit about him. He was tragically found this morning in this state... Police have ruled his death as a homicide by electrecution. Poor Christmas Tree.

In other news, I'm going out dancing tonight and cannot even explain how much I need to go out. I haven't been out in a month and mannnn, I need a drink. The holidays does that to you....even us rare drinkers. Ha.